Salutations fellow readers! We are Jen and Juliana, blogging live from our college dorm! So we had a bet with our friends to see if by the end of the year we would be able to cook. We cannot cook for our lives!! Its really bad, however, no fear kind readers. We are planning on buying Cooking for Dummies and starting this terrible but possibly hilarious quest to cook. We will start with breakfast and work down to dessert. We will be updating our progress as we cook an actually edible meal of some sorts. So for now, enjoy the suspense until we get our book and get ready to laugh at us...I will be laughing at Jen and she will be laughing at me! But before that, enjoy these stories on why we need to learn how to cook....
Here's why fellow readers we need to learn BAD!
Jen- "I was attempting to make oatmeal raisin cookies. The kind that come in the bag and all you have to do is mix it and bake it. So I tried to, but it failed. The cookies came out as one big pan of gooey cookie! It was not a yummy cookie, but like stuck to the pan and nasty goo. I think I didn't melt the butter enough! Not sure what I did wrong, but my mom wasn't happy when she came home to find it. This is why I need to learn."
Juliana- "Apparently it's very hard to burn fish, though I did a pretty good job at that. I was cooking (or trying to) one night to let my parents relax and I wanted to make them fish. So I started frying the fish and just let it fry. I came back to the pan and next thing I know, my Salmon turned into something that could hurt someone. It was black as hell and hard as a rock. My parents didn't notice until the alarm started going off...they made dinner that night after my failed attempt."
We would appreciate support too through our struggles to cook! Thanks!
Have a Cheetah-licious Christmas!
~Jen and Juliana~
